Saturday, December 23, 2017

Unstable Unicorns: Initial thoughts

Guess what world? I crowdfunded a game on kickstarter.com, and it came in the mail this week! This is a massively momentous occasion, because the experience I have with this game will determine whether I continue to be a crowdfunding backer. So it is with great pleasure that I will announce, that "Unstable Unicorns" has sold me on crowdfunding, and I now have another pit to throw money into! (Remember folks, this blog is not about making responsible life decisions)

So what is Unstable Unicorns? (or UU as it shall heretofore be referred to). UU is a card game created by Ramie Badie, the man who created the clothing site "teeturtle.com". If you are a regular on tee turtle, you know that he has a penchant for taking the inherently disturbing (unicorns with chainsaws) and making it seem cute and harmless. And that's really what UU is at heart, a slightly disturbing game that's so darn cute, it seems innocent.

Before I get carried away, let me say that I have only played the two player version. This version of the rules has you take out about 30 cards from the base kit and any from the expansion sets which refer to those cards which were taken out. Also me and my wife did not play with any of the expansions we got, Apocalypse and NSFW, because it was a work night and our two year old was awake. Anyway, I'm going to talk about the game for a little bit now.

I won't go into a deep description of the rules, (you can find those here: https://www.unstableunicorns.com/pages/rules) but let me say, don't be fooled by the simplicity of the mechanics. On your turn, you draw a card, you play a card, if you can't/don't want to play a card, you draw another card. The first player to have seven unicorns in play wins. Seems easy enough, but understanding how card effects chain together lends a depth of strategy that I really dug into. Also there are special cards with "Neigh" in their title which you can play at any time to stop any other card from being played. Know when to play you "Neigh" and how effects will have synergy turns this into a deep strategy game. Or you can just play like my wife, and just not think to hard about it all.

And this is where I get into praising the game. My wife has kicked my trash every time we've played. I always plan out my next moves well in advance, and she always finds a way to unintentionally wreck my plans. The game feels fair and balanced, because there's always uncertainty creating a fun back-and-forth, even with just the two player version. You are literally only one card away from losing it all or winning it all, and that makes it exciting at any given moment.

UU feels like a cross between "Killer Bunnies" and "Munchkins", except it fixes the major issues I have with those games. It's hilarious and whimsical like KB, yet who wins isn't left entirely to a roulette at the end of the game. Munchkins has a problem of nobody messes with anyone until a person is about to win, and then all the bad cards that can be played get dumped on that poor player. And the next player who's going to win. And the next. Until finally after artificially dragging out the game length for another hour, everyone has exhausted all possibilities and someone wins just by surviving. UU fixes this by making it a constant struggle. The do-bad-stuff-to-opponent cards aren't meant to be played at the end to keep someone from winning, they are meant to be played at the beginning and middle to give you an edge.

Honestly, I can talk about this game for a lot longer. And I probably will update this post as I get a chance to play with a larger group of people. Let me end with just saying that Unstable Unicorns is a well thought out, excellently executed game. It can be kid friendly, or decidedly un-kid friendly with the NSFW expansion, so pick your poison wisely. I recommend this game, maybe not to the super hardcore DnD/Arkham Horror crowd, but if you and your friends want to burn 30 minutes at lunch or are sick of watching Marvel movies, get Unstable Unicorns. Play it. Enjoy the game and the human interaction. You won't be disappointed.

*Edit: We have now gotten to play the game with multiple people and every available expansion pack. The only thing to note here is to make sure you are playing with a group of people who are good sports. The game can be confusing and sometimes what should happen when and how isn't self explanatory. This happens in every tabletop game, but in UU, there is not an extensive FAQ to resolve differences. So for the love of all that is holy, don't play with someone who will try to twist and argue the meaning of cards just so they don't get disadvantaged*

PS: Here's some artwork from the website, that appears on cards.
                                 PPS: Seriously, I thought it would be find because I love "Cards Against Humanity", but if you or your friends lean even a little towards the straight laced side, stay away from the NSFW pack. You have been warned.PPPS: I might make a youtube video talking/showing this game. If I do I will provide a link to it.

Thursday, December 14, 2017

Star Wars: The Last Jedi Review

To start off, let me have you sign this agreement. It pretty much states that I will not spoil anything about the latest installment in Disney's Star Wars franchise, and you can hate me for my opinion! Also I reserve the right to ignore you.

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Got that all out of the way? Good. Don't expect to see to many of these, I'm not much of a "go to the theater" guy. But my work rented a theater for their employees tonight, and the stars aligned to bring us a baby sitter. Also, one last thing, keep in mind that I'm not a Star Wars fanboy. In fact, I feel like a lot of the time the series hasn't lived up to its potential. Now that you know where I'm coming from, let me say that this is a clear step up from "The Force Awakens".

It's hard for me to talk about this movie without spoilers. There's awesome fights, actual acting and character development, shirtless Kylo Ren (if I start seeing licensed axe spray with Kylo on it...), and there's explosions. Lot's and lots of explosions. Visually the movie is a treat, and not just because of Sith nipples. For the first time I actually felt like this universe was real. There is an excessive amount of care lavished on the creatures, aliens, sets, props and costumes. As far as the world building component goes, they have put the visual medium of cinema through its paces.

Also while we are ranting about the visuals, there are themes and motifs which feel purposeful. The use of darkness, light and color often tries to be directly pertinant to the story. This is not a film which only knows how to make pretty shots yet not construct a scene, (ehermm Zack Snyder *cough cough*), everything has a purpose and I'm sure the fanatics on the internet will be writing many blog, video and...cartoon essays on it.

But all is not well in the kingdom. The story starts to break down after some scrutiny. Most stories do, but this breakdown comes from what I feel are unfulfilled promises. I can list at least four characters who we were promised development, impact and purpose and they just didn't get to deliver. That's not to say the movie is terrible in the character/story department. I loved what they did with Adam Drivers Kylo Ren, Mark Hamills Luke Skywalker, Oscar Isaacs Poe Dameron and John Boyega's Finn. The actors delivered solid performances, the characters were given interesting situations to act and react in, and in general they were a joy to watch. If anything, there are too many interesting characters, so some just aren't going to get the time they deserve.

I have a couple of complaints. There are moments where it feels a little to much of Empire Strikes back. Also, one of the longstanding flaws with the magic system is revealed. Namely that there are no laws with the force. Characters can just do things with little to no explanation. But these are minor complaints. This movie isn't one of my favorite movies of all time, in fact, I'll probably forget about it in a week or so (or I would if my culture would let me). But, Star Wars The Last Jedi is a wonderful experience which I fully recommend going and seeing in theaters.

Parker Monson

P.S.: Some scenes might be a little too intense/scary for the little guys. Just be aware of how sensitive your child is and realize that it might be better for them to wait until they are like I don't know, 10 or 12?

P.P.S.: If anyone wants a spoiler review, leave a comment or something and I'll write one.